dozens dreams

old lady strength


I’m a little old lady in an airport, in line to get on the plane, and this middle-aged guy with curly hair who is yelling and harassing me, and then he comes up and starts getting physical with me. So I use my Old Lady Strength and I toss him a couple times, and then pin him in a submission hold until he yields, which he does.

He’s really upset about that and is pacing around yelling at me, and I’m encouraging him to try it again and see what happens. Eventually he loses his temper and he comes at me again, and I throw him to the ground and hold him there as I lecture him and give him a stern Old Lady Talking To.