stop trying to make fetch happen

it is not going to happen

This paragraph is a train wreck

December 03, 2019 — ~level3

This paragraph is a train wreck:

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tags: crime-against-language, crime-against-literature, blogspam, clickbait, click-bait

a life hack to clean your house

October 19, 2019 — ~level3

guess what today i have a life hack for you if your house is messy and dirty but you are too lazy to clean it just take off your glasses and your house will look clean instantly

enjoy!

tags: clickbait, click-bait, life-hack, lifehack

One weird trick to decrease unit test failures

October 07, 2019 — ~level3

If you have a lot of unit tests failing, you might want to see if you even need the code that the unit tests test. If you don't need it, delete both the test and the code. :party:

tags: testing, click-bait, one-weird-trick

In which I publicly post my key

August 06, 2019 — ~level3

Yes, you read it right. I have officially gone bonkers.

Here is my key. You know what to do.

ssh-rsa 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 level3@tildeteam.org

tags: click-bait, security, insecurity