stop trying to make fetch happen

it is not going to happen

State the obvious

March 10, 2020 — ~level3

I bought a box of Planters Peanuts. It comes with a warning

CONTAINS: PEANUT. MAY CONTAIN: OTHER TREE NUTS

Now, you may think this is superfluous. However, it is not so cut and dried. Real life is full of nuances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writingbetterarticles#Statetheobvious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Youdon%27tneedtocitethattheskyis_blue

tags: shitpost, peanuts, may-contain-nuts