shower

2020-08-11

I was in the shower washing my hair. Facing away from the shower head, I tilted my head way back to let the water run down my hair, and I bent back more the water flowed over my face. I jerked, and slipped, and fell out of the tub, pulling the shower curtain and the curtain rod down with me. I fell on the tile floor and hit my head really hard and when I sat up there was a large pool of blood on the tiles.

My family came running in from the other room and gathered me up. I started trying to take off my clothes, which were back on me again some how. My aunt Kamala Harris sat down and pulled out a recorder and turned it on and prepared to question me.

Somebody chided me for still being covered in grass from mowing Elizabeth Warren’s lawn. I looked down and I was full clothed again, wearing a long sleeve white t-shirt, shorts, socks and white sneakers, and a baseball cap, all covered with grass.