lonely gunman

2021-08-22

I was hanging out in the meeting room with a coworker when a patron came in. He was disheveled looking, raggedy beard, rumpled clothes, smudgy glasses, long unkempt hair. He was in a wheelchair, and after pausing in the center of the room for a minute, he reached into his backpack on the back of his chair and pulled out what looked like some kind of a big sawed-off pump shotgun. He pulled it on my coworker and we all freaked out. And I was like, “Hey! No guns!” and he was like, “Awww, alright,” and he just kind of set the gun aside.

We were all like, what the heck dude. And he was like, “Sorry, I just haven’t spoken to anybody today.”

And we were like, okay first of all you really have to work on your conversation starting skills. And secondly, if you just want to socialize with some people, here, let’s look at the events calendar for the public library. There’s tons of free stuff to do there!