big bike

2023-03-13

Hanging outside behing the Wrongy, we saw this ridiculously large orange bike locked up by the fence. It was ridiculously long. Best climbed up on it and when grabbing the handlebars, she couldn’t even get her butt on the seat.

I looked around at the people outside on the patio, looking for somebody at least 6’10” or taller, but didn’t see anybody. I thought I saw John, but when I called him over, it wasn’t him after all, and I was kind of embarassed.

Later we were driving around and there was a huge bike procession, and we saw the giant on the orange bike. He was huge.

Then we were back at the house helping the old lady out. She was embarassed and disgruntled because everybody had found out she was having a wild affair with two twenty-something young dudes. But I was like, good for you, lady!

Then Best and I were exploring a dungeon. Sort of. It was outdoors, but closed in on all sides like some kind of courtyard. We had to keep climbing up to higher levels by solving puzzles and stuff.

I discovered that you could skip ahead to higher levels by climbing staight up through a tiny open shaft in the center, but it was really dangerous because there was no promise that you could safely get to the main floor of that level from that spot.