mysogynistic song lyrics

2021-04-20

I was walking around downtown and I saw a bunch of my old coworkers walking through the lobby and down the sidewalk. I guess they were in town for a conference or something.

Back in my office, I was a lawyer. And I was looking through all the drawers in my work area, which I shared with a librarian. All my drawers were actually suitcases full of clothes, and I was looking for a particular shirt, but I couldn’t find it.

The new guy was in the next cubicle, and he started playing music and was freestyling a really mysogynistic song over the beat. I stopped looking for my shirt and when he was done I called him out on it because it made me really mad.

I didn’t have to do much, I just kind of repeated the lyrics back to him and asked him to explain what he meant.

He got really flustered and kind of slinked away.