baby snatcher pig zoomies

2021-05-11

I was at camp and Darwin asked me why I seemed uninterested in doing my job.

I piled into a van to go to my cousin’s wedding. I had a tiny baby in a huge snowsuit who was very cute and happy.

When I got there, a young woman came up to me to take the baby. I stepped back and my grandmother behind me started unnecessarily screaming at me not to give the baby to somebody I don’t know.

I tell the woman to back up, tell her I don’t know her, and scold her for trying to take the baby out of my hands.

I enter the house and walk around looking for my aunt. When I find her, I tell her that some stranger tried to take the baby from me, and she explained it was okay, she’s supposed to be watching the baby during the wedding. So I gave the baby to the lady.

I went down into the basement and found a some people I didn’t know. Tried to find out if we were related, and how so.

Later, I saw those same people setting stuff up before the ceremony and got embarrassed that I confused the event staff for wedding guests.

After the ceremony, I got the baby and put it inside the body of a small plastic pig. The pig ran around and around, jumping and twisting. It would run toward me and slide on its side into me and roll to its back for some belly rubs, and then keep running.

It must have felt so good for the baby to be able to run and jump like that. You can’t really do much of anything at all as an actual baby.