unstructured malfeasance

2022-10-04

I’m on some kind of teen drama reality show called Unstructured Malfeasance.

There’s a theme song, and opening credits and everything.

It’s about superpowered teenagers, and what bullying, backstabbing, and betrayal is like when you can also read minds, and shapeshift, and turn invisible and stuff.

There are also the kids’ parents and grandparents who are dealing with aging while superpowered.

What do you do when your parent gets radicalized by Fox News and is also a living nuclear weapon? Or when your racist grandma gets dementia but can also laser-vision a hole through a person’s torso?