i am an ostrich

2022-11-12

I am an ostrich. Large and blue. Beak, feathers, long legs.

I am on a cruise ship, and I am starving.

I sneak around digging through people’s garbage to see if they’ve thrown away any food. But I don’t find any.

Eventually I start sniffing around people’s toilets to see who potentially has the richest diet so I can follow them around in hopes of some scraps.

I get arrested and put on a bus. Three big beefy cops on a big power trip are sitting behind me, abusing and terrorizing me, not letting me move or look around. Before long, I get up and beat the shit out of them for being terrible abusive people, because I am a big fucking ostrich.