bicycle fairy

2022-11-24

I’m riding bikes around downtown and my friend Prayer suddenly pulls up next to me on his bike and is like, What’s up!

And we agree to meet up later and then he pedals off.

And then I have a huge blowout. Like, not only does my tube explode, but it also damages my tire.

So I pull over and start trying to fix my bike. And then the Bicycle Fairy shows up! And I’m like, great, she’s going to help me fix my bike and then I’ll be back on the road in no time.

She sits down next to me and tells me that I really ought to wipe down my chain after riding if it gets wet, and proceeds to just lecture me on bicycle maintenance and repair instead of helping, and I have to fix the bike all by myself.

Later I’m riding bikes with my other friend Otra and I have to keep pulling over and waiting for him to catch up because he keeps getting distracted by this contest on the side of the street where if you throw a basketball from a certain spot and make a basket, then you win a car. I’m confident that it is a scam, but he’s obsessed with it and keeps trying it.